What am I?

I am a Tooth fairy Agnostic. Which is basically a polite way of saying Atheist. The likelihood of God's existence is the same probability as the existence of the tooth fairy, unicorns, or a Ming dynasty teapot in orbit of Mars. It's just a little too farfetched to base any part of my life on beyond a story like Lord of the Rings and to be honest J.R.R. Tolkien was a better writer than any one in the Bible.